Things I Saw While Walking Home
An invisible walk light. Three squirrels on the same telephone line, one in front of another. That old lunch lady driving recklessly in front of me. The light in the forest making it actually look like winter.
“Sometimes I put lyric sites to use, and ask...
Kyle: Oh my god, Kenny killed Death!
A few seconds later...
Kyle: Oh my god, he's killing Kenny!
It would be awesome if God were an atheist.
I'd like to get my own font, →
but it costs $9.
Explosions come next.
I’d like to try all the candy at CVS someday.
A caucus is a meeting of party followers, often lasting for hours and held in...– The only definition of a causus in my government textbook.
Password: I don't have one
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Gimme Fiction or Gimme Friction?
The Washington Post says that November 8th is cook something bold and pungent day.
For the color- or design- impaired!
Scotch Tape for the New Year
This New Year’s, we decided to do something different: we wouldn’t watch the ball drop on TV; we would drop it ourselves. So I actually made a disco ball from aluminum foil, scotch tape, and some thin copper wire. I got rope, a spotlight, and a good tree branch in our front yard to set it all up under, and it was all ready when people started counting down, but I’m glad we had a...