October
5
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"That's What She Said" Joke Made Every Time Archaeology Professor Refers to Bone
“…the outbursts have increased in number to the point where Rogers said they interfere with his motivation to teach. “The situation is reaching the point where every class is incredibly long and hard,” he said. “I don’t know if I can take any more of it.”
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jacobbijani: All Javascript and CSS. Coming soon to something totally top secret.
Please release this under a CC license, it looks awesome.
October
3
A Collection
I don’t really treat this blog as a journal; when I find something interesting or thought-provoking, I post it.
(Edit: I used to keep a more journal-like blog, which is why I find the distinction noteworthy)
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John Gruber Elaborates on App Store Rejection Policies
(via wctaiwan)
Apple can fix the app store pretty easily. As Gruber says—
Here is a complete list of what Apple must do to increase developers’ trust in the App Store system:
- State the rules.
- Follow the rules.
October
2
The Post Turtle
inky:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.
The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.”
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. “You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.”
(via pilnick)
October
1
“Remember the maneuver I taught you regarding explosions?”
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apple.com on the Wayback Machine